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1) To stuff my bra in hopes that you'll see me tonight

2) To dry the tears from my eyes when you don't

3) To blow my nose and try again tomorrow

4) To keep in my pocket just in case

5) To dab my lipstick before our date

6) To fix my mascara after you say you love me

7) To clean my glasses and see the truth on your collar

8) To wipe the crap off of your lips when you swear I'm the only one

9) To use every roll to cover your house in blankets of white

10) To replace the toilet paper I wasted on you

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Love sucks... then you die.

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NOTE TO READERS: I do in fact wipe my behind so stop asking about whether I do or if I forgot that on the list. ALSO this is not taken from any actual experiences of mine. I was writing at an ungodly hour and this just sorta happened so pleeeaaase no more advice about relationships...I really don't need it. If you don't have anything helpful or kind to say please refrain from commenting. This is my REAL rant right here: Stop hating on my poetry just cuz it makes the front page!

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:iconshattered-writer:
Let me start by saying that this is seriously heartfelt! I rated it so high because I'm usually the go-to person for all my friends and honestly everything you listed I've heard about from the females that speak to me. They're so heartbroken when they find out Mr Right has cheated on them that they eat comfort food and keep a box of tissue at hand. Then they proceed to plot their revenge but that's not the point here.

I felt the raw emotion from these bold words. My favorite is Number 8 when you say " To wipe that crap off your lips when you say I'm the only one." and I dunno if I'm right or not but are you really trying to say " Let me wipe that bullshit off your lip for you" in a kinder way? I'm just asking. Number Eight made me laugh but then with Number nine I'm brought back down to reality when we see how you try to get revenge and with number ten we see how you feel remorse over the wasted time, tears, and make up you invested in some stupid player.

In other words I'm saying this is excellent. The only reason I gave you a 4.5 on impact is because...well, I'm a boy. I can't relate as well as a girl can. This was very awesome and you have my watch. Great job.
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~blueheron93 2 days ago  Student Writer
This is super cute! Turning toilet paper into a story of love, loss, and betrayal takes some talent. It was fun to read.
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:icontuesdaynightcompany:
The story unfolds well. Good read!
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Mood: Love ~GothicLoverUltimate May 28, 2013  New member Hobbyist Writer
This is AWESOME~

How do you suggest??? O.O
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=realARTIZT May 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! :hug: It'd be easier for me to just point you over to the help article ^neurotype posted here>> [link]

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I appreciate your comment!!!! :tighthug:
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:iconridderkvinden:
Kinda funny to read :) I like it! It is unusual, unique and good :D And I can relate to the writing stuff at ungodly hours that ends up making you go O.o when reading it yourself :D Good work!
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:iconsevslover6195:
I love this! It's hysterical!
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Mood: Love =realARTIZT May 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you sooo very much :D
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:iconsevslover6195:
You're welcome!
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*summerstone May 28, 2013  Professional General Artist
sweet
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~Bugaboo972 May 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is great
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