Rolaids and Tums

Aren't you saucy?!
Aren't you nice?!
Aren't you cheesy and full of spice?!??!!
I bet you know you look a sight
When heartburn victims wanna take a bite.
Stuff that crust!
Bake it! Rise!
Warm and crisp, full of surprise.
Supreme, indeed,
So deep and dishy!
Anchovies? No, but something smells fishy.
You've got peppers and you're salty.
Pepperonis? Sausage? Oh, so naughty!
Got those olives?
Oh yes you do!
You've got me begging- Yes for you!
Onions and just orega-no no no-
Hey, italian seasoning is the way to go!

_{One slice left and I'm forced to forget...
One more slice and I'm full of regret.
I wasn't that hungry when you first arrived.
I was a little starving, but I could've survived.
I stare at my thighs...
And then at my belly...
Wreaking of garlic,
Yes, I'm so smelly.
But it was worth it, wasn't it?
To have you at last?
You were my perfect pie.
Still,}
WHY DID I EAT YOU SO FAST???